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+#!/bin/sh
+
+#original artwork by http://www.sanderfocus.nl/#/portfolio/tech-heroes
+#converted to shell by #nixers @ irc.unix.chat
+
+cat << 'eof'
+                     ,_ ,_==▄▂
+                  ,  ▂▃▄▄▅▅▅▂▅¾.            /    /
+                   ▄▆<´  "»▓▓▓%\       / /   / /
+                 ,▅7"     ´>▓▓▓%   /  / > / >/%
+                 ▐¶▓       ,»▓▓¾´  /> %/%// /  /
+                  ▓▃▅▅▅▃,,▄▅▅▅Æ\// ///>// />/   /
+                 V║«¼.;→ ║<«.,`=// />//%/% / /
+               //╠<´ -²,)(▓~"-╝/¾/ %/>/ />
+           / / / ▐% -./▄▃▄▅▐, /7//;//% / /
+           / ////`▌▐ %zWv xX▓▇▌//&;% / /
+       / / / %//%/¾½´▌▃▄▄▄▄▃▃▐¶\/& /
+         </ /</%//`▓!%▓%╣[38;5;255;╣WY<Y)y&/`\
+     / / %/%//</%//\i7; ╠N>)VY>7;  \_    UNIX IS VERY SIMPLE IT JUST NEEDS A
+  /   /</ //<///<_/%\▓  V%W%£)XY  _/%‾\_,   GENIUS TO UNDERSTAND ITS SIMPLICITY
+   / / //%/_,=--^/%/%%\¾%¶%%}    /%%%%%%;\,
+    %/< /_/ %%%%%;X%%\%%;,     _/%%%;,     \
+   / / %%%%%%;,    \%%l%%;// _/%;, dmr
+ /    %%%;,         <;\-=-/ /
+     ;,                l
+eof